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PETA Launches War Against Donkey Basketball
Filed under: Sports, Weird News, Animals Fur coats, sure. Jennifer Lopez's weird fox-hair eyelashes, take 'em. But not from our cold, dead, on-top-of-a-donkey hands will you pry this basketball, PETA....
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More Evidence to Suggest That Dogs Are Smarter Than Cats
Filed under: Happy Hour Hero, Animals, Weird Science Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with. A new study reveals the brains of dogs are evolving at a faster rate than the brains of...
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1,000 Minor-Celebrity Rats Available for Adoption
Filed under: Weird News, Animals This holiday season, what do you give the person who already has everything? How about a thousand rats? Yes, 1,000 rats are now available and waiting to be taken to...
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Wind Blows Helpless Ducklings All Over the Place
Filed under: Video, Vid of the Moment, Animals Seeing ducklings follow their mother is without doubt one of the most heart-meltingly tender moments in nature. A moment that leaves even the manliest of...
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Adorably Foul-Mouthed Birds Squawk Expletives for Your Amusement
Filed under: Humor, Video, Animals, Asylum Exclusive Having a parrot that can squawk profane insults seems like an awesome idea for obvious reasons. But when you consider the cost (African grey...
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Dogs Get More Christmas Gifts Than Cats
Filed under: Happy Hour Hero, Animals Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with. More dogs than cats will be getting a present this Christmas. A survey of 1,000 pet owners by...
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1,600-Pound Bison Rides in Cars and Goes to Bars
Filed under: Video, Weird News, Animals Jim Sautner has a nickname -- and that nickname is "The Buffalo Whisperer." Why? Well, it might have something to do with the fact that he drives his pet bison...
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Wanking in the Wild -- The Best Videos of Masturbating Animals
Filed under: Sex, Humor, Video, Animals Masturbation can be many things: a stress reliever, cure for boredom, antisocial route to orgasm or a means of leaving your seed plastered all over the toys in...
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Janitor Dogs Clean Up at Christmas Market
Filed under: Weird News, Animals A pair of dogs have become an online hit after collecting litter at a Christmas market in France. Did we mention they did it while wearing fluorescent jackets and...
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Wild Chimps Play With Stick Dolls
Filed under: Happy Hour Hero, Animals, Weird Science Our happy hour fact to amaze you drinking buddies with. Juvenile chimps play with sticks like human children play with dolls. Sonya Kahlenberg of...
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Dog Owner Trains His Pooch to Act Like a Parrot
Filed under: Video, Vid of the Moment, Animals, Weird Before you get too excited, let's make this clear: When we say "trains his pet pooch to act like a parrot," we don't mean in the...
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Chaser the Border Collie Is Smarter Than a Baby
Filed under: Video, Weird News, Animals Last week, we brought you news of a dog that sat on his owner's shoulders like a parrot. That mutt's got nothing on this border collie named Chaser, who has a...
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Curious Polar Bears Destroy BBC Spy Cams
Filed under: Video, Weird News, Animals We're big bear fans here at Asylum. So when this footage from the BBC's animal doc "Polar Bear: Spy on the Ice" hit YouTube, we had to share it with you. As part...
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Paranoia Alert -- No Living Thing Is Safe in Arkansas
Filed under: Animals, Paranoia Alert, Weird Just before midnight on New Year's eve, up to 5,000 blackbirds fell from the Arkansas sky, their mangled corpses leaving a ghastly scene on the ground. Today...
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TV Camera is Hijacked by a Bear
Filed under: Entertainment, Video, Animals Last week we discovered a curious polar bear will quickly destroy the prying eye of an unwanted TV documentary camera. Now it turns out that black bears will...
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48 Amateur Bullfighters Injured in Traditional Colombian Event
Filed under: Sports, Video, News, Animals A week-long amateur bullfighting event in Colombia has seen some 48 would-be matadors being injured after jumping into an arena to taunt 1,000-pound bulls. No,...
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Heidi the Cross-Eyed Opossum Becomes Internet Hit
Filed under: Video, Weird News, Vid of the Moment, Animals We know the Internet loves a cute animal almost as much as it enjoys an odd-looking one, so it goes without saying that combining the two can...
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Would You Like to Be the Chief Shark Officer of Shark Week?
Filed under: Animals, TV Unemployed? Love Shark Week? Well, then we have the job for you. The Discovery Channel is looking for their first ever Chief Shark Officer (CSO), who will preside over Shark...
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Homeless Man Woken Up on Subway by Rat
Filed under: Video, Animals, Weird Stuff We've all fallen asleep on the train, right? Luckily, the worst thing to happen to us was missing our stop. This homeless man wasn't so fortunate; he was woken...
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Crippled and Cuddly -- The Most Awesome Animal Prosthetics
Filed under: Humor, Style, Animals, Weird Science Animals -- we've celebrated the deformed, the ugly, the masturbatory, and we now present you with the amputated. Because whatever an animal loses in...
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